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53 - Foo
Posted on 2007-01-05 23:43:34

BRICKSHOLYCRAP.
I am like this in real life though, I pity the foo who travels with me.





Original script for 01-05-2007:
This script may not match the finished comic! It will, however, contain the original spelling errors and other mistakes.
Jenny: Ow, my ass.
Sammie: Good going, genius, you broke it.
Jenny: yeah.... it really hurts.
Sammie: I'm talking about the rope.
Sammie: [holds out bag to Jenny, who takes it]
Jenny: [rubs butt and stands up] I don't suppose you have any grenades left, eh?
Sammie: Nope. Or else I would have used them while we were on the wire, duh. [Zombies are getting' closer]
Jenny: Pipe Bomb?
Sammie: Nope.
Jenny: What about your shotgun thing?
Sammie: Does it look like I have a shotgun on me, Jenny?
[Jenny looks at Sammie speculatively ]
Sammie: [rolls eyes]I had to ditch my shotgun when it ran out of bullets, I didn't bring extra shells because I wasn't supposed to need it on this mission--I already used the last two of my grenades when we got ambushed by those Hunter zombies--and Dan totally wasted my last pipe bomb and took out half a city block! I don't even have my fucking med-kit on me.
We're fucked!
Jenny: Heh. Oh yeah. Man, eaten by a bunch of crawlers, how embarrassing. Time to improvise!
Sammie: Hey! Is that your shovel? [Sticking out of zombie who is stumbling around.]
The Zombie Hunters is an online long-form comic that chronicles the life and times of a group of individuals assigned to salvage materials in a post-apocalyptic scenario. We follow the characters through their adventures on the 'safe' island of the Argus Research Campus, as well as their expeditions among the zombies found throughout the wastelands. The Zombie Hunters attracts a diverse audience of fans from all walks of life, including but not limited to: students, college students, hunters, soldiers, paramilitary, ex-military, nerds, jocks, and geeks alike, or even anyone who just enjoys a good romp through the end of the world. The comic is rated R for violence, language, and the occasional zomboobie.
The main cast includes:
Milo, the captain and only member with real military experience. A former Army sergeant, he does his best to keep the team alive.
Jenny, Milo's main squeeze and by default the team's second in command. She's looking for safety, and Milo provides.
Sammie, the medic and local sociopath- she actually steals candy from children. We're not too sure what her deal is, but figure she's mostly just along for the ride.
The dastardly duo, Maureen and Katie- Maureen is a high-quality redneck mechanic, and Katie is her tiny sidekick. We don't know what they did before the apocalypse, but Mau is a badass driver, and apparently Katie used to play chess and take fencing lessons.