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Terable Adventures Chapter 9: Faerie Fuckery
Posted on 20130704
HAPPY 'MERICA DAY!

Terable Adventures today consists of saving faeries from the evil fuckery of these guys... that turn things into bad things... like in that Care Bears show... I suppose?

Quick! Someone clap their hands... ah fuckit. The child in me is dead.

So we gotta traipse through these piles of unicorns, evil pixies, and other stuff to find one Unicorn that looks like he rolled in a pile of lepers. We gave him an antidote and now he is all better yay!*

He's contemplating killing and eating me I'm sure.


Now its time to frolic in the wildflowers! UNTIL--


DUN DUN DUN!! Derrdeederr.


A challenger appears! And disappears in short order because Greg and I are min-maxing freaks and kill everything that moves.


"It's so good to be aliiiive! And it's only 3 days until I retire!"


RIP Monster. 2013-2013

Until next time!


* I found that they actually got rid of this quest with the latest patch. :I


Original script for 07-04-2013:
This script may not match the finished comic! It will, however, contain the original spelling errors and other mistakes.
“All right then.” He releaxes, and leans up against something, and goes on with a grin, “Then I just need to know two things. First- that pilot’s license you had. Was it good for helicopters?”

She nods.

“Second, what’re you doing on Friday night?”

Scene cuts on her look of surprise and indignation.
The Zombie Hunters is an online long-form comic that chronicles the life and times of a group of individuals assigned to salvage materials in a post-apocalyptic scenario. We follow the characters through their adventures on the 'safe' island of the Argus Research Campus, as well as their expeditions among the zombies found throughout the wastelands. The Zombie Hunters attracts a diverse audience of fans from all walks of life, including but not limited to: students, college students, hunters, soldiers, paramilitary, ex-military, nerds, jocks, and geeks alike, or even anyone who just enjoys a good romp through the end of the world. The comic is rated R for violence, language, and the occasional zomboobie.
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Milo, the captain and only member with real military experience. A former Army sergeant, he does his best to keep the team alive.
Jenny, Milo's main squeeze and by default the team's second in command. She's looking for safety, and Milo provides.
Sammie, the medic and local sociopath- she actually steals candy from children. We're not too sure what her deal is, but figure she's mostly just along for the ride.
The dastardly duo, Maureen and Katie- Maureen is a high-quality redneck mechanic, and Katie is her tiny sidekick. We don't know what they did before the apocalypse, but Mau is a badass driver, and apparently Katie used to play chess and take fencing lessons.